ephemeralforever:

actualhumanallisonargent:

panerasexual:

heres a link with things girls can buy to protect themselves

also! there is an escape button on every page so if you’re looking at the site and you live in a dangerous environment and need to hide it, it will redirect you to google.

THIS SITE IS SO RAD EVEN IF YOU DONT NEED SELF DEFENSE THINGS YOU CAN BUY A WATER BOTTLE SAFE

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

eddiegluskinsbutt:

liltranslady:

arabshawty:

this is what americas funding

Jesus fucking Christ.

wow…

allcreatures:

A short-eared elephant shrew was born May 8 at the Zoo’s Small Mammal House. The short-eared elephant shrew is the smallest of the 17 living species of elephant shrew, weighing between less than one-third of an ounce and 1.5 ounces at birth. It is too early to determine the baby’s sex. Although the tiny shrew has been active since birth, it stayed hidden for the first few days of its life, which is normal. Keepers are now getting more glimpses of the shrew as it comes out of its den to explore. These insect-eating mammals’ name comes from their noses’ resemblance to the trunk of an elephant.

Photo: Clyde Nishimura, Smithsonian’s National Zoo (by Smithsonian’s National Zoo)

smargo64:

"-I love you too, Bro!"

whiteteethniall:

Bathroom selfies are my new specialty

thats-slightly-raven:

THIS FUCKING 8 YEAR OLD GIRL JUST BEAT ME 11 TIMES AT SLED RACING ON CLUB PENGUIN I AM 16 WHY CANT I EVEN BEAT A CHILD AT A GAME FOR 7 YEAR OLDS FUCK YOU KAYLA2005 FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CLUB PENGUIN MEMBERSHIP AND YOUR SLED RACING SKILLS AND YOUR RAINBOW PUFFLE FUCK YOU FUCK CLUB PENGUIN I HATE YOU

vineayl:

princess-jpeg:

titania feat. flower-crown: midsummer edition 

this bunny has rolls omg it’s so majestic!!!

louis28tomlinson:

I tried to take selfies but the sun is really bright so I’m frowning and I’m not even wearing make up anyway

whiteteethniall said: BABE if I was Canadian and the right gender 4 u

aww :3

put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me

sighbug said: babe damn wassup

! !:)

put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me

Anonymous said: babe !!!! i would trust me i really really want to { ;)))))) } but your straight : ,,, " ,,,',,,,, (

a www dcv B))

put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me

Anonymous said: heya this might be annoying but do you know any good larry fanfics on wattpad that's completed? :----)

noo sorry

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